Top 9 Most Humiliating Sports Moments

It's one thing to humiliate yourself. It's quite another to do it in front of 50,000 people.

9. Patrik Stefan Missing an Open Net

Not only does he miss an open net to win the game, everyone is so surprised by his miss that the other team easily scores with 4 seconds left in regulation. On the embarrassing scale, that ranks right up there with "Not being able to get it up for a prostitute who's actually an undercover NBC reporter taping a special."

8. Jim Marshall Runs Wrong Way

This is so painful, every time I watch it I react like Brad Pitt in Seven, right after he's realized his wife's head is in the box. "NO! AW NO! COME ON!"

7.Hockey One Punch Knockout

It's one thing to get knocked out. It's another to get knocked out by one punch, fall unconsciously to the ground with your ass in the air, and have 9000 people simultaneously make the same face Paris Hilton makes when she sees poor people.

6. Goalie BLOWS it

Here's why this makes the list. If you came from outer space and had never seen or heard of the human race, and you saw this video, you'd still be like "Dude. Females will cease to procreate with that life form after whatever it is that just occurred." 

5. Home Run Bounces Off Jose Canseco's Head

I've studied the bible, the Koran, The Torah, but this clip right here is what convinced me that there is a God.

4. Robin Ventura Charges the Mound on 43-year-old Nolan Ryan

What in the hell was Robin Ventura thinking? If you charge the mound and beat the crap out of him, you've successfully beaten up a man twice your age, who's a baseball legend. If you lose, well, you get this...

3. Chris Webber Calls Time Out In NCAA Finals

Time outs are hard to keep track of. Especially when you don't have the Pakistani kid who the coaches hired to do your homework, keeping track of them for you.

2. Vince Carter Dunks on a French Guy

This is why America is better than France.

1. Bill Buckner, Enough Said

If you have to move your place of residence because of something that happened to you in a sporting event, you probably make the list.