12 Unintentionally Funny Sports Headlines

It's nice to know that we're just a Chien-Ming Wang or a Dick Trickle away from a memorable sports headline. Here are 12 headlines from mainstream newspapers and websites that could easily be found in the gutter.
 

12. Bartolo Colon
 

 
That must be one giant bidet.

 

11. Kerry Wood
 

 
Whoa, buddy. Isn’t that for her to decide?
 

 

 
10. Chien-Ming Wang/Alex Rodriguez
 

 
In the long and illustrious history of the New York Times, I can safely say this is the best headline they’ve ever printed.
 

 

9. Damarus Johnson
 

 
Hmmm, would a yardstick help?
 

8. Notah Begay
 

 
You hear that, Jake Gyllenhaal? Just relax and everything will be fine.
 

7. Houston Nutt
 

 
Should they hang low? Should they swing to and fro'? Should I tie them in a knot or should I tie them in a bow?
 

6. Randy "Big Unit" Johnson
 

 
I wonder if this "comeback" will also be "bareback."  
 

5. Bartolo Colon (Part 2)
 

 
Considering Tuesday was White Castle Crave Case night, I’m guessing it fails.
 

4 Rusty Kuntz
 

 
Maybe the Pirates should hire some nicer coaches and they would be able to sign some better free agents.
 

3 Luther Head
 

 
Never underestimate the calming effect of a little oral sex.

2.Dick Trickle
 

 
OK, this one was too easy.


1.Dick Pole
 
So…many…double…entendres...