Don’t Rent The Twists Of Real Movies

You have your cast, you have your film crew, you even know who’s going to be doing what to whom and in which position, you know how you’ll film it... but something is missing from your porn movie. You need a Title, something to catch the public's attention, a title that says it all, yet has an air of familiarity about it. 

Here is my list of favourite porn titles that are twists of real movies.

I cannot vouch for the quality or content of each of these porn movies, I haven't seen them all (honest) but you have to admit, perverted movie titles are really funny! Shaving Ryan's Privates is a classic.

If the original was a blockbuster, so much the better. 

All the titles shown in this list are genuine porn movies, I haven't made these up. So be careful what you ask for!

Enjoy!

Saving Private Ryan 

Shaving Ryan's Privates


Gladiator 

Glad He Ate Her

Gangs of New York 

Gangbangs of New York

The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the...
 
Lord of the G-strings
 

Schindler's List 

Schindler's Fist
Even the original cover art almost works!

The Hills Have Eyes 

The Hills Have Thighs

Die Hard 
Dyke Hard


I think the original title works - for nechrophiliacs!

E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial 

E3: The Extra Testicle

My Fair Lady 

My Bare Lady

Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope 

Star Whores

A Beautiful Mind 

A Beautiful Behind

Born on the Fourth of July 

Porn on the 4th of July

Sleepless in Seattle 

Sleeping with Seattle

Clear and Present Danger
 
A Clear and Pleasant Stranger


Batman & Robin 
Fatman in Robin

&

Bedman and Throbbin



 Hannah and Her Sisters 

Hannah does her Sisters

Twin Peaks 

Twin Peeks

Honey, I Blew Up the Kid 

Honey, I Blew Everyone

Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves 

Throbbin Hood : Prince of Beavers

Jurassic Park 

Jurassic Pork

White Men Can't Jump

White Men Can't Hump

Rambo: First Blood Part II 

Rambone

Malcolm X 

Malcolm XXX

Saturday Night Fever 

Saturday Night Beaver

Romancing the Stone 

Romancing the Bone

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom 

In Diana Jones and the Temple Poon

On Golden Pond 

On Golden Blonde

Singin' in the Rain 

Swinging in the Rain

Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 

Titty Titty Bang Bang


City of Angels 

City of Anals

School of Rock 

School of Cock

Risky Business 

Frisky Business


Kill Bill: Vol. 1 

Fill Bill

West Side Story 

Breast Side Story

Mission: Impossible 

Position Impossible

A Midsummer Night's Dream 

A Midsummer Night's Cream


Wild Wild West 

Wild Wild Chest

Beverly Hills Cop 

Beverly Hills Cock

Buffy the Vampire Slayer 

Buffy the Vampire Layer


Terms of Endearment 

Sperms of Endearment