10 People The New World’s Oldest Man Should Befriend

2009 is (obviously) all about fame, money, and power. And generally, your time as world's oldest man is limited. That being said, the new worlds oldest man needs to milk it before it's too late. There's money to be made! Here are 10 people he should befriend so he can start making them bills.

 Lady GaGa

She's top of the pops.


Miley's Little Sister

I'm telling you, she's going to be huge.


 The Real Housewives Of New Jersey

It's all about the Jersey wives right now. Good buzz. He should replace Andy Cohen for the reunions.


Robert Pattinson

Capture a slice of that tween audience.


 Adam Lambert & His BF

He could be the new face of gay rights.


Miley Cyrus' Grandma

I'm telling you, it's all about those Cyrus' Plus they're both old.


The Olsen Twins

They have similar style.


Megan Fox

Crowd control.


The World's Oldest Conjoined Twins

Possible management position?



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