8 More Accurate College Mascots
Saturday, June 20, 2009
College mascots are meant to strike fear and intimidation into the heart of their opponents, and often to reflect some attribute of the school's region. But we think that sometimes mascots don't accurately reflect the schools that they represent, and maybe if they did, they'd serve as a more accurate symbol of their college. Here are 8 college mascots that we'd like to see changed:
The Arizona State University Meth Lab
The University of Florida Dicks Drawn on People's Faces
The UC Berkeley Militant Lesbians
The Duke University Huge F*ckin' Blue Pricks
The University of Nebraska Drunk Dudes Lost in a Field
The University of Southern California Parents' Rent Checks
The University of Arizona Crippling School-Wide Budget Crisis
The Oregon State Real Reason Why You Decided On Oregon State
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