The Five (Okay, Twenty-Three) Funny Videos Every Person Must See

The Best [Insert Pun Using 'Holy Rollers'] 




Actually, it's a scene from the upcoming film God Chopper – the courageous story of one man's quest to literally ride his motorcycle into Jesus' heart. 

The Coolest Thing About Japanese People 




Did you know they did this? I'm liable to call it the coolest discovery since up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, start. 

The Most Creative Use of Fucking Scary Ass Puppets 




Apparently in the early '90s there was an epidemic of children putting deadly things in their mouths — and the monsters were the only ones who could stop it. 

The Least Popular Kid in Glasgow P.S. 19 




It's always a tricky gray area when making fun of kids. Except this time. 

The Most Successful Recycling of a TV Show Clip 




It's like Walker, Texas Ranger was put on Earth so that Conan O'Brien could reveal to us its true purpose. 

The Most Niche Kung-Fu Movie Ever 




Skinemax meets Enter the Dragon meets Twilight. (And yes, that is a perfectly normal way to stand up in a bikini.) 

The Least Influential Music Video Ever 




Immediately upon viewing the rough footage, Jan Terry realized she had made a horrible mistake hiring the Diff'rent Strokes crew to direct her music video. 

The Most Environmentally Responsible Chase Scene 




Plus when a horse rides full speed right into a cart of vegetables, it doesn't explode. 

The Least Efficient Way to Demolish a Car 




Your car will think twice the next time it starts shooting its mouth off at the Street Fighter II convention. 

The Worst Example of "It's the Thought That Counts" 




Much like Iron Eagle, this '80s video just doesn't hold up. 

The Worst Product to Sell Using a Snappy Dance Number 




I'm not saying that advertising in India is one note, but it sure seems like they'll sell anything with dancing. 

The Really Worst Product to Sell Using a Snappy Dance Number 




Seriously, anything. 

The Finest Moment in Minivan History 




If you've ever wondered why there aren't many tributes to minivans out there, it's because this one scared all the others away. 

The Least Convincing Argument for Enlisting 




Fun fact: Hot chicks roam around the Ukraine in packs carrying ceramic jugs to water military personnel. Hydration is important. 

The Best Reason to Own a Cat 




You win, cats. I'll post one of your videos. 

The Most Profound Link Between Jesus and Breakfast Pastry 




The moments at 1:31, 1:35, 2:14, 2:40... It's simply impossible to choose. 

The World's Most Complete Comedy Sketch 




All that's left now is for Robin Williams to fuck up the remake. 

The Most Accurate Indicator of the Direction Sinbad's Career Would Take 




The commercial is better birth control than the actual condom. 

The Most Unpopular Sweepstakes Ever 




When they say "Enter to win," they mean it. 

The Most Scarring Way to Teach Your Child About the Sanctity of Life 




It's like crashing the family car to prove that nothing good comes of drunk driving. 

The Least Convincing Case for Pears 




Remember Susan Powter's infomercials in the '90s with her famous catch phrase "Stop the insanity!" How ironic. 

The Most Appropriate Sign Off Video Ever 




And goodbye to you, too, waving goat monster.