Best Toilet Paper Replacements

It happens. The next time that you're stuck on the toilet without your trusty TP, consider this flushable list. Disclaimer: none of the paper products listed herewith are recommended as a first choice for your wiping needs. Use only in emergency, and with plunger handy.

Paper Towels

The obvious first choice — try to get the kind that tear in thirds for minimal clogging issues.


 Magazines

Preferable to newspaper because the print won't rub off on your nether regions. Again, use in moderation.


'Sanitary Napkin'

You'll want to use the really thin pink ones (the heavy-duty overnight kind are NOT recommended). Tearing in half might also be wise.


'Sanitary Napkin' Wrapper

For desperate people and sensitive toilets.


Receipt

Beware of paper cuts.



Toilet Paper Roll

You'll probably want to reserve this for #1 situations, and you'll also need to take the trash out pretty immediately. It works though.