The Top 10 Tweets From The Top Celebrity Twits

10. Slash


Doggy sex toys are available!? I need some of those!


9. Miley Cyrus


She sings on Twitter so our ears don’t suffer anymore. There is a god! 


8. Brooke Burke


Why are you driving them? If they want to see mountains just lift up your shirt…


7. Britney Spears


Especially when they’re drunk and hopping in and out of limos with no panties on! 


6. Khloe Kardashian


She loves being “soar’? Hmm… I bet she hated English class. 


5. Andy Milonakis


Not kinda, that’s EXACTLY what it’s like.


4. Taylor Swift


Why be sad? I’m sure the daughter was happy to get away from that stupid b*tch. .


3. Solange Knowles


I will enjoy, thanks!


2. Jessica Simpson


Well Jessica, that’s what fat people do all day. They dream about food.


1. Dane Cook