Eight Deep-Fried Turkey Disaster Videos [you're doing it wrong]

Below, eight videos of idiots nearly sending themselves, their homes, and their loved ones up in turkey-flavored flameballs (as well as a few staged explosions) listed in order from least to most flames.



8. Birdseye View of a Flameball

This is why you do it outside.




7: Flameball with Playground

Note the child in the background covering his/her eyes.





6: What Not to Do

Just some firefighters setting a turkey on fire. For your safety, of course.




5: A Special Turkey Day

Due to the Archimedes Principle, you are burning the house down.




4: Use the fire extinguisher!

Yeah, that doesn't work.




3: Morning Show Flameball

Some morning show DJs show how you can burn down your living room with a fried turkey.




2: AT&T Says: Defrost the Bird

Completely.




1: Turkey Flameball 2007

This turkey is stuffed with ice cubes for a purposeful flameball.