The Most Inappropriate Quote & Image Combo Ever

Is there anyone who has any questions about underage females?


SILVIO BERLUSCONI,
Italy's Prime Minister, beginning a press conference in which he promised to resign if caught lying about allegations of an improper relationship with a teenager


Mr. President, I am sorry. Mr. President, we love you.


HAN MYUNG-SOOK,
South Korean Prime Minister, at the funeral of President Roh Moo Hyun, who committed suicide nearly a week ago


I can tell you, the information gained saved lives.


GEORGE W. BUSH,
former President, defending his decision to allow harsh interrogation of a suspected terrorist in the Sept. 11 attacks on the U.S.



People are rightfully asking whether this is a game changer.


A SENIOR WASHINGTON OFFICIAL,
on talk in diplomatic circles that Pyongyang's recent weapon tests could prelude North Korea's declaring itself a nuclear state


Time is of the essence.


BARACK OBAMA,
U.S. President, calling on the Israelis and Palestinians to move quickly toward a peace deal


I'm deeply convinced that constant change is not for the better.


VLADIMIR PUTIN,
Russian Prime Minister, in his debut column, "Why You Can't Fire a Person" for Russian Pioneer magazine



The country is becoming a paradise for sex tourism before our eyes.


YURI LUTSENKO,
Ukraine's Interior Minister, where the country's currency, the hryvnia, has lost about 40% of its value against the dollar, boosting Ukraine's growing tourism sector


If the government continues to carry out activities at the behest of America, we will continue to hit government installations.



HAKIMULLAH MEHSUD,
Taliban commander, after more blasts rocked Pakistan, raising the death toll


I've made some mistakes, and I guarantee you I will make some more.


PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA,
acknowledging "fits and starts" in his Administration, at a California fundraiser



I would have made different choices. You know, I might have married somebody else.

ELIZABETH EDWARDS,
wife of politician John Edwards, on what she might have done differently if she could go back in time


He wants to see a stop to settlements. That is our position. That is what we have communicated very clearly.


HILLARY CLINTON,
U.S. Secretary of State, on President Barack Obama's call for a freeze in West Bank settlements


The emphasis by the current health system on healthy lifestyles may be insufficient.


DANA KING,
author of a study in the American Journal of Medicine that shows that the number of Americans following a healthy lifestyle has fallen in the past two decades



What no private plane? lol Generous offer! Thank you!


DEMI MOORE,
film star, accepting an offer via Twitter to fly first class from the U.S. to support underdog singer Susan Boyle in the finals of the talent show Britain's Got Talent


I mean, when you get pulled over, you want a friendly picture for the cop to look at.


CHRISTOPHER GEORGE,
a Virginia driver opposed to the state's new ban on smiling in driver's license photos



I still believe if I hadn't done it, someone else would.


SARA JANE MOORE,
who tried to kill President Gerald Ford in 1975. She said she later felt "misled" into shooting at him



It was needless hugging ... It wasn't a greeting. It was happening all day.


NOREEN HAJINLIAN,
principal of a New Jersey middle school that has banned hugging


We sent them food, fertilizer, factories, more than we give our own poor people. And all they pay us back with is this nuclear test.



LEE SOON-HWAN,
a South Korean office worker, after Pyongyang conducted its second nuclear test this week and then threatened military action against its neighbor


I think that the former Vice President knows full well that perfection is an impossible standard.


JAMES JONES,
U.S. National Security Advisor, responding to Dick Cheney's claim that the U.S. is more dangerous under President Obama's leadership



It makes a hell of a difference whether John F. Kennedy was killed by just a loose cannon running around or a Secret Service agent working for the East.

STEFAN AUST,
former editor in chief of Der Spiegel, regarding evidence that the attacker in an influential 1967 West Germany shooting was a Stasi spy for East Germany


I am not a fan of books. I would never want a book's autograph.


KANYE WEST,
who is publishing his own book


If we depend too heavily on the Big Oil companies to drive the biofuel agenda, we'll be using large volumes of oil for many, many years to come.


JEFF BROIN,
CEO of the ethanol producer Poet, warning against the increasing involvement of Big Oil companies in ethanol production


We consider this a declaration of war against us.


AN UNIDENTIFIED NORTH KOREAN MILITARY SPOKESMAN,
in a statement carried by the North's official news agency, KCNA, threatening a military strike against South Korea if any North Korean ships are stopped or searched


I have got my metal detector out.

TONY PERKINS,
president of the Family Research Council, on searching through Supreme Court nominee Judge Sonia Sotomayor's record for something "explosive"



If you really want to get us a house, you can get us a house in two days.

RAFIQ QURESHI,
father of Rubina Ali, one of the child stars of Slumdog Millionaire. Qureshi says director Danny Boyle has not done enough to help his family, who recently lost their home


Reports are coming in that houses and fields have been totally washed away.

NICK SOUTHERN,
Bangladesh director of the aid agency CARE, on the cyclone that has killed at least 191 people in Bangladesh and India